Out of Control

I need to go through my purse. I have way too much stuff in it, and it’s not that big of a purse! Just looking now, this is what is currently in my purse (I have not edited anything!):

Wallet
Checkbook
Cell phone
Inhaler
iPod “sock” cover
compact mirror
keys
box of Trident gum with one piece of gum left
2 different pink lip glosses
small notepad
fun size M&Ms
Home Depot receipt
Wal-mart receipt
UPS receipt
Jiffy Lube receipt
Ukrop’s receipt
A check I need to deposit
A small board book (very small, 2”x2”)
Part of a Transformer (a leg/wheel?)
2 Jiffy Lube coupon books
Birth control pills
Two spools of thread
3 rubber bands
hand sanitizer
New Moon ticket stub (from January!!)
Wicked ticket stub
Banana hair clip
Tampon
2 Tylenol Cold pills
phone earpiece
pin shaped like sunglasses (from Cheeseburger in Paradise)
2 pens
3 pieces of hard candy
3 Band-Aids
pantyliner
badge holder
$2.50 in quarters
carbon copy book of checks
Flying Squirrels schedule

Or, maybe I just need a bigger purse? I am loving these that I found on Etsy.com:

Coco Tote from Nans Redesigns





or this Kimmie Purse from PurseandPouch

or this Wendy Hobo Bag from Girl...by Aileen